team lil booty

halaalpussy:

weloveshortvideos:

TURN UP!!

I AM HAVING FUCKINH CHEST PAINS

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

elevan:

I’m not an Iggy fan, but it’s congrats to her for being on the longest hot 100 number 1 by a female rapper

i just don’t think she deserves it for that song, it isn’t that good 

its fucking horrible

elevan:

shoulderblades:

i just found out you can order food thru paypal??? is that how lil kim stays fed??????

ima fucking hit you

morstanlies:

all i want to do is learn stuff and not have compulsory tests on it

like

i love learning new stuff

and reading new books

but when i stress myself out to the point where i’m crying because of exams

that kinda takes the fun out of it

do you feel me

God: Girl
Me: Ikr
God: sis…
Me: who you tellin
God: what I tell u
Me: girl I know

hexeducation:

do you ever feel like you don’t wanna be on this earth anymore but not in a kill yourself kind of way but in a meditate so hard that every fiber of your being just ceases to exist kind of way ? idk

elliehawking:

when you say poolnoodle cucumberbench is unattractive and ppl go “are  [picture of him] you [gif of him] confused [extreme hq pic]” and i’m like yeah no that dude’s ugly you just keep posting pictures of the ugly dude what am i supposed to do with this information

me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse

shopwitme:

who mama

somerh:

stylefordays:

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! My sister showed me this today and I watched it like NINE TIMES! Whatthefuck is this??? What would you do? In front of the little boys too? That split was perfect tho….I would walk away and cry. 

LMFAOOO